Instant Love™

Listen

I don’t know where you are coming from
But I do know where you belong
I feel I get better in your presence

I have always been a mindless bum
I thought Freud was a chewing gum
But I’m smart enough to give you presents

Hip hip hooray
It’s a beautiful day
And I have Instant Love™ for you

I have never been a hansom man
My face would benefit from a black spray can
But I look good enough for you

I have never touched a frying pan
No one ever gave me a pension plan
You will have do to all that for two

Hip hip hooray
It’s a beautiful day
And I have Instant Love™ for you

Every new heartbreak*

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I am fed up with waiting for life to turn around
I will do things my own way
From now on I wont wait for things to happen
This is my life and it starts today

I will start loving and I will love for two
Cause every new heartbreak will lead me on to you
And if you see me and you wonder what I do
Every new heartbreak will lead me on to you

There are many things that I have never tried
Things I like to want to have undone
There are things I wish that I would do for you
When we meet I will already have begun

I will start loving and I will love for two
Cause every new heartbreak will lead me on to you
And if you see me and wonder what I do
Every new heartbreak will lead me on to you

I will start loving and I will love for two
Cause every new heartbreak will lead me on to you
And if you see me and wonder what I do
Every new heartbreak will lead me on to you

Maybe you are stupid maybe you are afraid
Perhaps you are just too blind to see
That the person that you might already have dismissed
Is in fact your destiny

I will start loving and I will love for two
Cause every new heartbeat will lead me on to you
And if you see me and wonder what I do
Every new heartbreak will lead me on to you

I will start loving and I will love for two
Cause every new heartbeat will lead me on to you
And if you see me and wonder what I do
Every new heartbreak will lead me on to you

Your lucky star*

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I’m going to wear your defences down
I will always be around
Until you get used to my ugly face

I will always be with you
Even if I’m not there with you
I will be the pillow you embrace

I’m going be where you are
I don’t care how long or far
I’m going to be where you are
One day you will thank your lucky star

I’ll be the sweet smile on your lips
I’ll be the movement of your hips
I’ll be your early morning call

I’ll be the water in your shower
I’ll be the pride of your finest hour
If you play tennis I will be the ball

I’m going be where you are
I don’t care how long or far
I’m going to be where you are
One day you will thank your lucky star

And if you think that I have crossed the border
And you get a restraining order
Don’t be alarmed when you find that it’s too late

I am already in your system
I am tattooed on your brainstem
You will come and ask me for a date

I’m going be where you are
I don’t care how long or far
I’m going to be where you are
One day you will thank your lucky star

A little loving*

Listen

Do you ever get tired and lonely
Well that’s no surprise
Did you know that you have only
Got to open your eyes

There is a man who is mad about you
Prepared to make the leap
And if you give him just a little loving
He will be yours to keep

If you ever feel you are falling
Fast to the ground
And no one hear you when you are calling
There is no one to be found

Well there is a man who is mad about you
Prepared to make the leap
And if you give him just a little loving
He will be yours to keep

Life will take you to many cross roads
Who knows what future brings
You will have to kiss many bad toads
To find your prince

Well there is a man who is mad about you
Prepared to make the leap
And if you give him just a little loving
He will be yours to keep

There is a man who is mad about you
Prepared to make the leap
And if you give him just a little loving
He will be yours to keep

Give him just a little loving
He will be yours to keep

And if you give him just a little loving
He will be yours to keep

John Doe and Santa Claus *

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As November went away
John Doe went out to pray
Dear Lord, send me someone to love
But he got no reply from the guy above

So John thought hmm, who is good to good people?
And John thought hmm, I have been good enough to ask

Dear Santa I know
You have a lot to do
But if I am on your good boy chart
Please send me a woman with a big heart

As he woke on Christmas Day
John found that Santa’s sleigh
Was nowhere to be found
That bastard Santa had let him down

Oh Santa I know
That I am not too old
To make a brand new start
All I wanted was a woman with a true heart

And John thought that he who is good to good people
Should never let anyone down that way

Oh Santa I know
That I am not too old
To make a brand new start
All I wanted was a woman with a true heart

Oh Santa I know
That I am not too old
To make a brand new start
All I wanted was a woman with a true heart