Love is dead*

(Pop?) Listen

Love is all around
But not with your name
All that I have found
Is someone to blame

Love is all around
But not for me
It makes the world go round
But how could that be

Love is dead
Long live love

Love is dead
Long live love

Love is dead
Long live love

Love is dead
Long live love

Love will make you find
The right way to go
Love is not always blind
As you very well know

Love is yours to use
I know you would see
If you were in my shoes
That love is through with me

Love is dead
Long live love

Love is dead
Long live love

Love is dead
Long live love

Love is dead
Long live love

A girl like me*

(Pop) Listen

I have found that the only person
I can stand is me
So I thought that twosomeness
Wasn’t meant to be

I have tried to live with women
But that was no success
I suppose I will never understand
Someone in a dress

But you
You
You came when I thought that it was clear to see
That I would never meet a girl like me

They have been too stupid
Or have been too ambitious
Either they were too soft or lazy
Or just plain vicious

Some of them were too short
At least one was too thin
I had started to learn to like
The situation I was in

But you
You
You came when I thought that it was clear to see
That I would never meet a girl like me

I thought I’d never to live to see this better person this female me tell me how could this be
I had too much stuff to do no time for you for all I knew I was happy being blue

But you
You
You came when I thought that it was clear to see
That I would never meet a girl like me

But you
You
You came when I thought that it was clear to see
That I would never meet a girl like me

Hey you*

(Housepop) Listen

I dont have all the time in the world
And I have no patience for fooling around
So lets get to the point, sit down and get real
And tell me if you are the real deal

Hey you Im tired of wasting time
Hey you Im bored with playing games
I dont wanna know your life story
If you are not the one
Hey you lets go to bed

Whats the point of taking place
Being the focus of my attention
If you are only here for a drink and perhaps a dance
I will only spend time on romance

Hey you Im tired of wasting time
Hey you Im bored with playing games
I dont wanna know your life story
If you are not the one
Hey you lets go to bed

Rabbit boiler patrol*

(Pop) Listen

Have you ever met someone who boils rabbits
What kind of mess did that person create
We must learn how to detect and avoid them
Before its way to late

Your body will tell you its right
Your mind will tell you its wrong

Just grab your telephone and call us
We are your rabbit boiler patrol

If you let that person get too close
It can be very bad for your health
Remember you have an advisory board
Use all the cards you have been dealt

So when that day is here that
Your sweetheart boils the rabbit

Just grab your telephone and call us
We are your rabbit boiler patrol

Just grab your telephone and call us
We are your rabbit boiler patrol

We will come and rescue you
We will always be there
We will put things in perspective
We will buy you loads of beer

And when your finally free
And start looking for another one

Just grab your telephone and call us
We are your rabbit boiler patrol
We are your rabbit boiler patrol