Champagne has made a slut out of me*

(Pop) Listen / Listen Dance Remix

I used to be good
I was a role model child
An incarnation of Buddha
I was pleasant and mild

I lived a good life
I did everything right
A reflection of Jesus
I was sweet and polite

I was a philanthropist
With a self-righteous way
A mother Theresa
With my heart on display

Well that heart needed change
A brand new campaign
I got a new interest
Turned from books to champagne

And though the bubbles make me happy
It’s kind of sad to see
How champagne has made a slut out of me…

I have got a big heart
There is plenty of space
I think I can manage
The whole female race

If there’s a smile
And a look in an eye
I will be willing
To give her a try

She’s just got be nice
To make my fire burn
I will gladly give
Instant love in return

Because my heart needed change
A brand new campaign
I got a new interest
Turned from books to champagne

And though the bubbles make me happy
It’s kind of sad to see
How champagne has made a slut out of me…