Rabbit boiler patrol*

(Pop) Listen

Have you ever met someone who boils rabbits
What kind of mess did that person create
We must learn how to detect and avoid them
Before its way to late

Your body will tell you its right
Your mind will tell you its wrong

Just grab your telephone and call us
We are your rabbit boiler patrol

If you let that person get too close
It can be very bad for your health
Remember you have an advisory board
Use all the cards you have been dealt

So when that day is here that
Your sweetheart boils the rabbit

Just grab your telephone and call us
We are your rabbit boiler patrol

Just grab your telephone and call us
We are your rabbit boiler patrol

We will come and rescue you
We will always be there
We will put things in perspective
We will buy you loads of beer

And when your finally free
And start looking for another one

Just grab your telephone and call us
We are your rabbit boiler patrol
We are your rabbit boiler patrol