Champagne has made a slut out of me*

Listen

I found you boring but you swore
You'd be gone before I woke
So I brought you to my home

I found you sleeping next to me
The next day when I woke up
I wished I had let you be

Though the bubbles make me happy
It's kind of sad to see
Champagne has made a slut out of me

I bought you breakfast at a bar
Fine champagne and caviar
Just to bring us back to life

I cant remember that whole day
But I remember the priest say
You are now husband and wife

Though the bubbles make me happy
It's kind of sad to see
Champagne has made a slut out of me

I may be drunk today
But Ill be sober some day
I think Ill love you anyway

Though the bubbles make me happy
It's kind of sad to see
Champagne has made a slut out of me

I may be drunk today
But Ill be sober some day
I think Ill love you anyway